NO. NO. NO. GOD DAMN IT WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THAT!? YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO BE THAT SEXY I CAN'T FUCKING STAND IT CAUSE EVERY DAMN TIME YOUR FACE POPS UP IT'S LIKE "HI I'M DC DOUGLAS AND I'M ABOUT TO WRECK YOUR PANTIES" JUST NO. I HATE YOU AND YOUR STUPID, BEAUTIFUL FUCKING FACE. NOT TO MENTION YOU WERE JUST COVERED BY A GOD DAMN APRON I'M FUCKING DONE WITH LIFE. YOU ATTRACTIVE ASSHOLE.

Anonymous

Lol! I admire your passion! In my defense, I AM wearing pants in that pic.